The Inverted Ziggurat Of Madness

Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:27:12 GMT

I came up with an axiom today!

"Dying with a boner can be seen as a postmodern, über-morbid sign of virility... What with rigor mortis setting in and stuff."

Recent happenings

Sun, 09 Jan 2005 01:46:35 GMT

I had to move to my grandma's due to a fire. :-(
I'm still living here...
My birthday was weird. Hanging around in this dinky apartment even more so. I had to sleep in the living room on a bed cot for three months!

Then, christmas came. I'd gotten mostly used to the apartment by then and had a DSL connection, so it went pretty well. I received a lot of neat gifts, including a Sony Ericsson K500i.

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 23:55:53 GMT

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I would like everyone who reads this to ask me three questions, no more no less. Ask me anything you want. Ask anything. Then I want you to go to your journal, copy and paste this allowing your friends (including myself) to ask you anything.

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Tue, 22 Jun 2004 19:51:06 GMT

"Their time has come. We of pure wayfarer blood will destroy them utterly!"

Sun, 20 Jun 2004 11:24:40 GMT

"Hiding it is pointless. I know of your sins, heathen. Confess, and save yourself from the fiery pits of the Abyss!"

Därb guessing round!

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 20:43:10 GMT

Ats Kechochi echtsa Zévuwi därb,
ats Kechochi echtsa Zévuwi hach,
ats Kechochi echtsa Zévuwi devych,
r Zévuwi ian enwhochi eterz echtsa!

If anyone can translate this word by word, I'll buy them a beer sometime when they're in Oslo.

Sun, 13 Jun 2004 19:28:40 GMT

I managed to consciously spread an itch today!

Sat, 12 Jun 2004 15:27:37 GMT

I had a blast last night, as you can see by the game log I posted earlier.

I've decided on having Adok be a former member of the polish army during the Cold War, and that he became a roman catholic mid-service.
If you're reading this, Strim, _fuck off!_

Adventures of Adok - part one

Sat, 12 Jun 2004 15:19:23 GMT

Jun 12 00:23:40 As the two new guests enter almost simultaneously, there is a dull look from an old man in the lobby. That's all the reaction, apparently.
Jun 12 00:24:05 "Hello", I say.
Jun 12 00:24:26 Alex Imedietly check out the emergency exits
Jun 12 00:25:05 There is one emergency exit, from the lobby at least. Rather useless, considering that there are already two exits.
Jun 12 00:25:26 * Adok asks Alex why he's checking out the emergency exits
Jun 12 00:25:31 The lobby is rather nice though; mostly marble, and with a soft carpet which gets slightly wet as they both enter directly from the rain.
Jun 12 00:25:37 Just in case
Jun 12 00:25:49 * Alexaander says as he laughs to himself
Jun 12 00:26:08 * Adok looks at the old man
Jun 12 00:26:33 The grumpy old englishman looks back from his chair. He's perfectly bald and reads the newspaper, it seems.
Jun 12 00:26:40 * Alexaander goes to the disk to get his room
Jun 12 00:27:18 There's no portier there.
Jun 12 00:27:38 There is a little silver bell though.
Jun 12 00:28:04 * Alexaander Rings the bell
Jun 12 00:28:22 The old man in the chair suddenly stands up and walks away.
Jun 12 00:28:32 There seems to be no reaction from behind the desk, though
Jun 12 00:28:44 * Adok walks over to the desk.
Jun 12 00:28:57 Hello?? Could i get some help over here?
Jun 12 00:29:05 Is there anybody here?
Jun 12 00:29:37 There is the sound of a door opening, and an Indian woman with long black braided hair steps out a little stumbling, smiling embarrassedly.
Jun 12 00:29:58 Could i get some help here?
Jun 12 00:30:08 Could I also get some help?
Jun 12 00:30:17 "I'm sorry gentlemen." she says, "There were some other issues, I'm afraid. How can I help you?"
Jun 12 00:30:59 "I'd like the key to my room now, please?"
Jun 12 00:31:01 I called ahead. I am Alexaander Lidholm
Jun 12 00:31:30 I did also call ahead. My name is Adok Ariecz.
Jun 12 00:31:35 "Oh", she says, and bends down to look around in something behind the counter.
Jun 12 00:31:55 "Right, I have your rooms right here... I'm afraid there has been some minor changes though."
Jun 12 00:32:04 What changes?
Jun 12 00:32:09 Yes? What are they?
Jun 12 00:32:09 Again, she looks up with an excusing and slightly embarrassed smile.
Jun 12 00:32:24 * Adok gives off a slight frown
Jun 12 00:32:34 "You see sir, there's a conference being held here, many guests coming in tomorrow... some of them arrived too early. I'm terribly sorry."
Jun 12 00:32:51 * Alexaander rolls his eyes
Jun 12 00:33:00 "Conference? Could you tell me of this conference??"
Jun 12 00:33:07 So what does it mean, that we have to get another room or another hotel?
Jun 12 00:33:37 "You'll still be getting rooms, but they will have to be moved... These conference people refused to use rooms 113 and 131, so we've saved those for you."
Jun 12 00:33:52 "There are still rooms, no worry."
Jun 12 00:34:02 Indeed, they are.
Jun 12 00:34:18 * Alexaander looks down and mumbles something... " 131 and 113?"
Jun 12 00:34:36 "This is better than my army days, but still!"
Jun 12 00:34:36 Ah, well No problem, Just give me the key
Jun 12 00:34:47 "The conference? It's a meeting of... chemists, I think it was."
Jun 12 00:34:53 "I also, would like the key."
Jun 12 00:35:01 "Ah, sorry sirs. I am delaying you; Here are your keys."
Jun 12 00:35:06 "Chemists?"
Jun 12 00:35:14 * Adok takes his key
Jun 12 00:35:18 She smiles again and takes down two keys.
Jun 12 00:35:25 "I think so, sir."
Jun 12 00:35:30 Pfft, those spoiled lab rats
Jun 12 00:35:44 "May the holy mother smile down upon you, madam."
Jun 12 00:35:59 The keys 131 and 113 are handed out to Alexander and Adok, respectively.
Jun 12 00:35:59 * Alexaander grabs his key and leaves for his room.
Jun 12 00:36:18 * Adok walks up to his room.
Jun 12 00:36:26 She looks slightly confused, but says "Thank you. Have a pleasant stay." and then disappears into some door.
Jun 12 00:37:01 What do I see inside my room?
Jun 12 00:37:01 As both leave for their rooms on the 3rd floor, they discover that both are in the same corridor as well and not too far apart; thus, they walk together in silence to each of their rooms.
Jun 12 00:37:24 * Alexaander Carefully memorizes the way to the room from the lobby
Jun 12 00:37:33 The rooms are fairly simple, with a bed, a small balcony, a television and a ridiculously large bathroom.
Jun 12 00:37:59 I search for a minibar!
Jun 12 00:37:59 There are bibles put out at the bedside table, other than that the place is more or less empty.
Jun 12 00:38:16 * Alexaander turns on the TV, throws his bags on the bed and lays down on the bed to watch the TV
Jun 12 00:38:21 Roll 1d20+7
Jun 12 00:38:24 * Dicegolem --> "Riklurt rolls 1d20+7 and gets 24."
Jun 12 00:38:34 Adok finds the minibar. It's under the tellie.
Jun 12 00:38:47 Apparently, the only show that's on is the news.
Jun 12 00:38:51 * Adok puts his bags down.
Jun 12 00:38:57 * Adok turns on his TV.
Jun 12 00:39:13 They both see news of some fire on West Brompton Street...
Jun 12 00:39:26 That's the same street as the hotel, but it's rather long...
Jun 12 00:39:44 * Alexaander gets up and looks out the window if it's facing the street
Jun 12 00:39:58 * Alexaander and looks for a burnt down house
Jun 12 00:40:15 The windows are small and the most that can be seen through them is a house opposing this one where there's graffitti...
Jun 12 00:40:17 * Adok looks out of his window, as well.
Jun 12 00:40:22 But indeed, there does seem to be smoke at a distance.
Jun 12 00:40:36 * Adok tries to read the grafitti
Jun 12 00:40:47 hmm, Might be worth checking out later...
Jun 12 00:40:53 "FuKK the Queeeen"
Jun 12 00:41:11 "Bah! Puerile englishmen!"
Jun 12 00:41:11 Underneath that, an illustration of the above advice being followed.
Jun 12 00:41:41 * Adok walks out of his room.
Jun 12 00:42:02 The corridor is empty, with sterile white walls and a blue mat stretching throughout it.
Jun 12 00:42:05 * Adok then proceeds to walk down into the lobby.
Jun 12 00:42:18 Returning to the lobby, he finds it as empty as last time.
Jun 12 00:42:20 * Alexaander turns on the water and prepares to take a bath
Jun 12 00:42:35 * Adok exits the hotel.
Jun 12 00:42:37 The water seems to be troubling slightly. It sputters.
Jun 12 00:43:13 Adok walks out on the small parking space and watches West Brompton Street, seeing a small food store and a clothes shop on the opposide side of the street.
Jun 12 00:43:13 * Adok looks around outside the hotel
Jun 12 00:43:14 * Alexaander while he waits he goes through the bathroom
Jun 12 00:43:43 The bathroom is rather extravagant, with much whiteness and little hermetical packages of shampoo, soap, etc.
Jun 12 00:44:12 * Alexaander Sneaks the soap and shampoo down his bag
Jun 12 00:44:14 There's a bath tub and a shower, and pretty much anything you'd want in a bathroom. In fact, it's nearly more luxurious than the room itself.
Jun 12 00:44:16 * Adok looks around for people
Jun 12 00:44:53 Adok sees very few passer-bys, seeing as it's still raining... but there are many cars, and one of them takes a turn to drive in at the parking lot. It's a black taxi.
Jun 12 00:45:17 * Adok looks at the black taxi.
Jun 12 00:45:29 * Alexaander get's in the bath tup
Jun 12 00:45:35 It's a typical London taxi, on which now one of the doors open.
Jun 12 00:45:51 * Adok fixes his eyes on the open door
Jun 12 00:46:13 A tall gentleman steps out. He appears to be chinese or somesuch; he's very pale and very tall.
Jun 12 00:46:27 A slight mustache adorns his face, and he wears a coat and a hat, very old-fashioned.
Jun 12 00:46:39 The chinese man looks back at Adok and then walks inside, hurriedly.
Jun 12 00:46:50 Meanwile, Alexander takes a bath.
Jun 12 00:46:50 * Adok follows the man inside.
Jun 12 00:47:18 The water feels a little strange; sort of sterile.
Jun 12 00:47:38 The chinese man walks up to the counter, ringing the bell several times - he appears annoyed.
Jun 12 00:48:08 * Adok awaits listens.
Jun 12 00:48:33 The indian woman comes out and he says lowly "Chemist. Wu Shagang. Room 402, if I remember correctly." with perfect Oxford english.
Jun 12 00:48:57 He gives a faint smile as he gets his key and says "Thank you", still with a very low voice. Then, he walks to the elevator.
Jun 12 00:49:15 He looks back at Adok once, though.
Jun 12 00:49:39 * Adok fixes his stare on the chinese man's eyes.
Jun 12 00:50:14 They look back, briefly. The eyes are yellow, and very piercing - their gazes are equally cold and fixed.
Jun 12 00:50:21 Then, he steps into the elevator, and the doors close.
Jun 12 00:50:48 * Adok walks back up to his room
Jun 12 00:51:38 The room hasn't changed at all, and as he returns, he hears footsteps outside.
Jun 12 00:51:49 * Alexaander Gets out of the bath
Jun 12 00:52:08 * Adok looks out the window
Jun 12 00:52:25 The footsteps are coming from the corridor. Alexandar can faintly hear them as well.
Jun 12 00:53:13 * Alexaander walks up to the door to listen more carefully
Jun 12 00:53:24 Outside the window, graffitti remains. And a small street below.
Jun 12 00:53:35 * Adok walks over to his door and listens
Jun 12 00:53:51 Someone is walking hurriedly outside. And just as the steps pass by Alexanders door, they walk even faster.
Jun 12 00:54:07 * Adok opens the door
Jun 12 00:54:14 The same thing happens as the steps pass by Adok's door - whoever is outside increases his pace almost to running, and then slows down after passing by.
Jun 12 00:54:38 It is the chinese man. He's been apparently hurrying past the door, but now walks at a normal pace.
Jun 12 00:55:13 He unlocks room number 302, opens, and goes in.
Jun 12 00:55:13 * Adok awaits further incident.
Jun 12 00:55:38 Not even stopping as the door behind him opens.
Jun 12 00:55:39 * Alexaander gets back to watching the "Tellie"
Jun 12 00:56:15 * Adok gets over to the minibar and breaks out a bottle of ice tea.
Jun 12 00:56:15 Now it's just the weather broadcast.
Jun 12 00:56:29 It foretells rain over England for a long time.
Jun 12 00:56:34 Almost a week.
Jun 12 00:56:49 * Adok drinks the bottle of ice tea.
Jun 12 00:56:57 The ice tea tastes really good, actually.
Jun 12 00:57:50 Outside, the sun slowly goes down and it becomes even darker.
Jun 12 00:57:54 The rain continues, however.
Jun 12 00:58:47 * Adok finishes the ice tea in one sip, then goes to the toilet.
Jun 12 00:58:54 * Adok does his business
Jun 12 01:00:16 Alexander and Adok both begin to feel a little sleepy.
Jun 12 01:01:05 * Adok prays a bit, then lays down on his bed to sleep,
Jun 12 01:01:30 * Alexaander Falls asleep infront of the TV right after he has unpacked most of his clothes
Jun 12 01:01:53 Soon, they both fall asleep. And then, they are awoken. Wow, that was a short night.
Jun 12 01:02:14 * Alexaander Looks at the time
Jun 12 01:02:14 Sun shines into their rooms and awakes them, after a good night of dreamless sleep.
Jun 12 01:02:31 The time is 08:59
Jun 12 01:02:50 The rain seems to have paused for the moment, though it's still very cloudy outside.
Jun 12 01:04:13 * Alexaander gets up and goes down to the lobby to see if there is a breakfst of some kind somewhere
Jun 12 01:04:23 * Adok gets up.
Jun 12 01:04:44 There's a great big hotel breakfast downstairs in the hotel restaurant, and it's full of... people.
Jun 12 01:04:58 People wearing rather old-fashioned clothes, and most of them men.
Jun 12 01:05:10 * Adok goes downstairs.
Jun 12 01:05:12 * Alexaander Scans the area for the chinese
Jun 12 01:05:25 They appear to have been taken out of the beginning of the 20th century, much in the same style as the chinese gentleman who is also there.
Jun 12 01:05:31 Adok as well sees all of this downstairs.
Jun 12 01:05:32 * Adok also scans the are for chinese-looking people.
Jun 12 01:05:47 There are several chinese-looking people around, indeed.
Jun 12 01:06:07 The tall gentleman from yesterday sits along with a much shorter, slightly sagging chinese guy.
Jun 12 01:06:08 * Adok looks for the one he saw yesterday
Jun 12 01:06:28 They are both having suitcases by their sides.
Jun 12 01:06:51 * Alexaander looks around to see if there is any available table somewhere where he can sit down and eat his breakfast
Jun 12 01:07:11 * Adok does the same thing.
Jun 12 01:07:27 The shorter chinese wears a vest and a white shirt, and seems to peer around a little suspiciously.
Jun 12 01:07:34 There is only one free table.
Jun 12 01:07:50 * Alexaander sits down at that table
Jun 12 01:07:55 * Adok looks over at the buffet table.
Jun 12 01:08:51 The buffet table has a lot of different foods, including the famous english breakfast but also continental things, like croissants.
Jun 12 01:09:15 * Alexaander gives the english breakfast a try
Jun 12 01:09:47 * Adok walks over and fills his plate with eggs and sausages.
Jun 12 01:09:59 It all tastes pretty all right.
Jun 12 01:10:08 * Adok walks back to his table and sits down.
Jun 12 01:10:22 They both feel out of place, however, as nearly everyone else here seems so old-fashioned.
Jun 12 01:10:52 * Adok asks a random person what's going on.
Jun 12 01:10:52 Sitting at the same table, they both eat in silence.
Jun 12 01:12:04 "No idea" replies a modern-dressed person at the next table - it appears to be some old englishman - "I think it's their conference. Maybe they're historians."
Jun 12 01:12:23 I heard they were Chemists
Jun 12 01:12:57 "Chemists? No idea what they are, lad. Funny people, nonetheless." he says, looking around at them.
Jun 12 01:13:32 Yes, No doubt
Jun 12 01:13:55 * Alexaander says, turning around concentrating on his food again
Jun 12 01:14:32 * Adok looks for a short man with a hunched back.
Jun 12 01:15:39 Adok's eyes fix on the short, sagging chinese guy. He does indeed *sit* like he had a hunched back.
Jun 12 01:16:10 The other ones seem to pay him respect despite this disfigurement, though.
Jun 12 01:16:27 * Alexaander looks at the person beside him on the same table and asks...
Jun 12 01:16:29 * Adok asks around for the short, sagging chinese man's room placement.
Jun 12 01:16:42 Hi, Never catched your name before
Jun 12 01:16:50 Oh, hello!
Jun 12 01:17:06 Oh, Sorry, I am Alexaander
Jun 12 01:17:13 Alexaander Lidholm
Jun 12 01:17:16 I am Adok Ariecz.
Jun 12 01:17:25 Pleased to meet you.
Jun 12 01:17:31 * Alexaander reaches out his hand to shake Adoks
Jun 12 01:17:44 * Adok shakes Alexaander's hand
Jun 12 01:17:50 "No idea which room he has, sorry." says the englishman next to their table.
Jun 12 01:18:22 May I ask what you are up to here in England? I myself is here for a "Vacation"...
Jun 12 01:18:39 Funny... I am also here on a "vacation".
Jun 12 01:19:12 * Alexaander laughs
Jun 12 01:19:35 Suddenly some of the people over there stand up, including both the chinese men. The shorter one does indeed walk with a very hunched back, and they walk off to a big door which seems to be leading to the conference area.
Jun 12 01:19:40 * Adok gives off a dry chuckle.
Jun 12 01:19:54 Yes, the "Vacation" Part is that i will be called in whenever i am needed so not really a vacatio... Whoa, what's happening??
Jun 12 01:20:04 "Shall we follow them?"
Jun 12 01:20:10 Why not
Jun 12 01:20:36 * Adok moves silently and hides while walking into the conference hall.
Jun 12 01:20:38 * Alexaander stands up as he was finished with his breakfast then he leaves his plate and follows the company
Jun 12 01:21:25 The big door into the conference room makes them come to a sudden halt as a typical hotel guard in a red uniform stands in their way.
Jun 12 01:21:40 He let the chinese men and their company of fours others by; three men and one lady.
Jun 12 01:21:54 May I Enter?
Jun 12 01:21:59 "MOVE!"
Jun 12 01:22:10 * Adok bares his teeth
Jun 12 01:22:39 The man only raises an eyebrow.
Jun 12 01:23:01 "Sorry, this is for participants of the conference only. They've specifically asked not to be disturbed under any circumstances."
Jun 12 01:23:18 Do you know waht they're doing in there?
Jun 12 01:23:35 The guard almost seems slightly insulted.
Jun 12 01:23:53 "Sir, I do not stick my nose in other peoples' affairs. It is not the behavior of a gentleman."
Jun 12 01:23:54 * Alexaander Keeps his eyes fixed on the guards eyes
Jun 12 01:24:14 Ha! Gentleman.
Jun 12 01:24:23 * Adok pulls Alexaander aside
Jun 12 01:24:27 The guard simply stands there straight.
Jun 12 01:24:31 * Alexaander says then turns around and walks up to his room
Jun 12 01:25:05 "Did you see that tall, pale chinese man? His room is likely unoccupied now, and we could perhaps check it for clues."
Jun 12 01:25:51 * Alexaander goes up to his room, puts his coat on puts his pistol in his hip holster then he puts his "Big" gun inhis sports bag and then puts all of his clothes on top of it like he was ready to leave.
Jun 12 01:26:23 * Alexaander then he once again goes down to the conferance room and observes Adok when he's trying to get in
Jun 12 01:27:02 Alexander goes unhindered to his room and back.
Jun 12 01:27:31 * Adok goes up to his room and empties everything from his bag, save his rifle and his bible, then walks down, bag in hand.
Jun 12 01:28:22 The guard still stands there, in his red uniform, as more and more of the old-fashioned conference people walk inside.
Jun 12 01:28:56 * Alexaander waits for Adok to come down again if he does,
Jun 12 01:31:42 * Adok redecides and goes up again.
Jun 12 01:31:55 * Adok walks to door #402
Jun 12 01:32:01 Alexander sees Adok disappearing upstairs right after coming down
Jun 12 01:32:59 Door #302 stands unwatched over, in the empty corridor
Jun 12 01:34:28 It's a door similar to all others, wooden, white, with the number "302" on it.
Jun 12 01:34:47 * Adok walks over to door number #402 instead.
Jun 12 01:35:06 Door 402 is identical.
Jun 12 01:35:52 * Adok tries to open door number _402_, making sure that it isn't door 302 or door 502.
Jun 12 01:37:59 The door is locked. The doorknob isn't even turnable.
Jun 12 01:40:26 * Adok gives up and walks down to the reception
Jun 12 01:40:52 The indian receptionist is in now, still the same lady as yesterday
Jun 12 01:40:59 Again, Alexander seens Adok passing by.
Jun 12 01:41:46 * Adok asks her where the short asian man with a hunched back sleeps in the hotel.
Jun 12 01:42:30 She seems slightly confused at such a question, raising an eyebrow. "Vhy do you wonder, sir?" she asks, seemingly a bit suspicious.
Jun 12 01:43:30 * Alexaander Goes to the reception and stands behind Adok.
Jun 12 01:43:49 "Oh, I'm just curious."
Jun 12 01:44:18 Roll 1d20
Jun 12 01:44:18 * Dicegolem --> "Riklurt rolls 1d20 and gets 6."
Jun 12 01:44:49 "Just curious? Sorry, but we don't leave out information about someone to people they do not know."
Jun 12 01:44:56 "Do you at least know his name, sir?"
Jun 12 01:45:08 "no."
Jun 12 01:45:31 "Then I'm afraid not." she says with a slightly harsh stare.
Jun 12 01:45:35 "But it would mean *very* much to me if you could help me out."
Jun 12 01:46:08 "Why would it mean very much if you were just curious?" she snaps back, her indian accent getting more prominent.
Jun 12 01:47:20 "Because I try to satiate my desires, especially the healthy, logical ones", i say, with a stern voice.
Jun 12 01:48:40 "Healthy, logical desires?" she says, seeming more confused and upset.
Jun 12 01:49:33 "Bah!"
Jun 12 01:49:41 * Adok walks off for a bit.
Jun 12 01:49:47 * Alexaander stands behind Adok having troubles looking serious now
Jun 12 01:50:03 * Alexaander turns serious right when Adok turns around
Jun 12 01:50:22 Roll 2#d20
Jun 12 01:50:23 * Dicegolem --> "Riklurt rolls 2#d20 and gets 9, 7."
Jun 12 01:51:06 Adok walks off, and finds the lobby now completely empty of those people in old clothes.
Jun 12 01:51:33 * Adok goes over to check the conference hall.
Jun 12 01:51:43 The doors are now closed.
Jun 12 01:52:08 * Adok checks the clock on his mobile phone
Jun 12 01:52:18 That's when it strikes Alexander; the emergency exit is really near the conference hall.
Jun 12 01:52:31 The time is now 09:28
Jun 12 01:52:53 * Adok goes over to Alexaander
Jun 12 01:53:25 Hmm, Lets start a fire!
Jun 12 01:53:30 * Alexaander he says to Adok
Jun 12 01:53:35 "You know, we could handle this 'vacation' together..."
Jun 12 01:53:38 Or we can just sneak in the fire escape
Jun 12 01:53:46 Indeed.
Jun 12 01:53:50 That's what i thought. What are you working with?
Jun 12 01:54:08 Roll 1d20
Jun 12 01:54:08 * Dicegolem --> "Riklurt rolls 1d20 and gets 6."
Jun 12 01:54:11 A matter of grave importance.
Jun 12 01:54:44 What's that?
Jun 12 01:56:11 "Let's just say that the man upstairs will be very happy if my mission is succesfull."
Jun 12 01:56:11 Alexandar and Adok suddenly notice that indian woman is leaning forwards, and seems to be listening... she's quite far away, though...
Jun 12 01:56:37 "Shall we continue this conversation elsewhere?"
Jun 12 01:57:02 Heh, Yeah, yeah ill help you and yes, lets continue somewhere else
Jun 12 01:57:33 "Say, one of our rooms?"
Jun 12 01:58:02 * Alexaander begins to walk in the directon of his room
Jun 12 01:58:30 * Adok follows Alexaander
Jun 12 01:59:01 They walk up to Alexanders room again, and go inside.
Jun 12 01:59:44 * Alexaander searches the room for bugs
Jun 12 02:00:08 There's a cockroach under the bed. Other than that, zilch.
Jun 12 02:00:32 * Alexaander Talks very quietly
Jun 12 02:01:12 I am from the international specialforce squad. I am on a vacation but i think something is going on here that i should know about. Do you know what is going on here?
Jun 12 02:02:28 "No, although I've been sent here by the Vatican."
Jun 12 02:02:41 By the vatican??
Jun 12 02:02:46 "Indeed."
Jun 12 02:02:52 Why did they send you here if you don'
Jun 12 02:03:03 Don't know what's going on?
Jun 12 02:03:50 i'm supposed to find this short, hunched asian man by the name of Aleister
Jun 12 02:04:37 He's got a hold of some ... things that I need to retrieve.
Jun 12 02:04:47 You said to the receptionist that you didn't know his name
Jun 12 02:06:08 "Yes, but that's because Aleister is obviously not his real name"
Jun 12 02:07:27 Ahh, ok
Jun 12 02:07:48 Well, I'd be glad to help you out. I want to know what's going on here
Jun 12 02:08:43 Righto...
Jun 12 02:09:10 I saw a suspicious chinese man who lives in number 402. You might want to check that out.
Jun 12 02:09:43 Let's try to see what they're doing in the conferance room first.
Jun 12 02:09:56 * Alexaander Leaves his room and goes to the lobby gain.
Jun 12 02:10:33 * Alexaander Looks around to make sure noone's there, or no one sees him
Jun 12 02:12:26 The indian woman is still in the reception, as well as a few lazy old people sitting around... other than that, it's fairly empty.
Jun 12 02:12:56 Fortunately, there's a big marble pillar between the reception and the conference room entrance.
Jun 12 02:13:17 * Alexaander goes to find Adok again.
Jun 12 02:15:20 I've got a plan
Jun 12 02:15:37 "yes?"
Jun 12 02:16:09 If you call the reception and stall the receptionist and i'll sneak in the fire exit, then i will call the reception and youll come down to the fire exit
Jun 12 02:16:57 "alright."

Getting into character

Fri, 11 Jun 2004 20:55:14 GMT

I'm going to play a catholic sniper-wielding priest in Rikard's D20 game http://www.hex.no/sigmund/Adok.doc
In that regard, I've already come up with a pretty cool line:
"Lord, guide this bullet into the abdomen of the sinner who opposes us, so that he may reap his just rewards in Hell."

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 22:58:47 GMT

Rikard: I won't be able to chat with you tomorrow. Sorry!

Wed, 09 Jun 2004 17:09:25 GMT

"Since the dawn of time, our infernal masters have been bound to the Burnt World."
"With this spell, we shall free them from their shackles!"
"We will force the hand of Fate herself! No longer shall we be mere thralls!"

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 23:37:14 GMT

In futility thou willt expend thine last breath.

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 23:34:39 GMT

Thine Kith hath pronounced Thine very death.

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 22:19:14 GMT

i doth protest; thine breath is remniscent of death.

Tue, 08 Jun 2004 11:36:43 GMT

http://www.yellowtab.com/news/article.php?id=99

Looks a bit like Xine...

Mon, 07 Jun 2004 19:35:54 GMT

Join me on #sitar located on irc.psionics.net

:-)

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 21:26:59 GMT

Heh. Frisian is a weird language with a far too simplified grammar system.

Us heit, dy't yn de himelen binne; jins namme wurde hillige. Jins keninkryk komme. Jins wollen barre allyk yn 'e himel, sa ek op ierde. Jow ús hjoed ús deistich brea. En forjow ús ús skulden, allyk ek wy forjowe ús skuldners. En lied ús net yn forsiking, mar forlos ús fan 'e kweade, Hwant Jowes is it keninkryk en de krêft en de hearlikheit oant yn ivichheit..

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That's the lord's prayer, guys!

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En forjow ús ús skulden
And forgive us us sin...
WTF?

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 16:12:00 GMT

I just got a slightly devious idea!
No-one wants to utter/write the word 'hastur', right?
Thusly, a troll should just use it as a nick, thus he will never again be kicked/banned/kickbanned

Sun, 06 Jun 2004 16:09:37 GMT

I woke up around 13:35, did some surfing, showered got clothed and ate a sandwhich.
I then went to a convenience store and bought coke and some tooth paste.
Got home.

Sat, 05 Jun 2004 17:07:51 GMT

Arrgh!

Earlier today, Botte almost bit Selma in the eye!

(They're both guinea pigs)

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 18:36:36 GMT

Heh.

I'm in need of some sort o' nasty torture method for the pure elves in my setting (think; mix of 1st and 2nd WW germany)

Scared PCs...
FUN!!!

Also, imaginative trench attacks would be useful.

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 15:02:28 GMT

Sigmund, the Nekomancer, has attained level 21! Next level in 0 days, 03:45:44.
-idlegm- You found a level 31 shield! Your current shield is only level 24, so it seems Luck is with you!

I'm epic-level, baby!

huzzah1

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 13:43:18 GMT

Sigmund, the level 20 Nekomancer, is now online from nickname Greyhawk_Dragon. Next level in 0 days, 02:00:22.

Lookit that!

I'll be epic-level in some time!

Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:13:26 GMT

Ooh!
I'm almost shitting in my pants from pure excitement...
http://www.montecook.com/diary34.html
Oh boy!

His Monteness is producing the kick-assingest (Nice butchering of those words, don't you think?) Setting I've ever seen!